Treat Me Like A Dog
1st verse:
I got nothing against man’s best friend
I’m just not sure it’s true
Cuz since the day that dog moved in
He spends more time with you
And by the way he wags his tail
I think I’d be better off
If you’d pretend you’re not my wife
And treat me like a dog
Chorus:
It’s not so bad… the life of a dog
You give him a bath and talk baby talk
You fix his dinner you pat his head
Hell he even gets the center of our double bed
Well it’s plain to see… I would be… a whole lot better off
If you’d treat me baby… treat me like a dog
2nd verse:
Tell me why a six dollar haircut
Is good enough for me
But a monthly trim for that mutt
Always costs us twenty three
The fool that said ya gotta work like a dog
To bring home the bacon
Never saw how high on the hog that dog lives
On the money I’m makin’
Repeat chorus:
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